Ok, it's not like I am asking you to slay a dragon or anything...
I just want you to risk life and limb to protect me from spiders, bugs, and any other creatures with more than two legs that I deem a threat.
It is a simple request, and the offer now stands.
There are three spiders in my downstairs bathroom...
Hell, I think one of them is dead already...
Come one, come all... The bold and the fearless...
Please kill them.
2 comments:
I'm never going into your bathroom again.
Which one?
Better bring your own shovel and not freak out the neighbors.
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