Saturday, October 29, 2005

You may ask yourself...


Chair2
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

What the hell is she doing??
Well I am so glad you asked.
I am at Katie and Jim Voss' house at thier anual Halloween party, and one of the guest made a crazy chair out of hydrolics and God knows what else. All I know, is that it has rotating lights, a seatbelt, and a joystick that ends up between your knees. Not a toy for every ocasion but fun none the less...
And Jim decorated the washer in the background for the event... good times, why not?

Discuss...


sizumukokoro
Originally uploaded by Putyourflareon.

I have looked at this picture for some time... Nice colors, composition and such, but have often wondered what is really going on in this scene. Is the guy saving a damsel in distress who tripped over her high heels and fell into a pond, or is he trying to put his irritating girlfriend out of her misery?
Give me some possible scenarios for this one... I just don't know. But would be interested in some new interpretations.
thanks

Saturday, October 22, 2005

They finally showed up


New Puppies
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

So yes, if anyone is seriously interested in some cute, way expensive little puppies... they have arrived... and are way cute....

They never go away


Apples
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

Everytime I go in the kitchen, more apples appear daily.. so again, if you want one, just say the word and a pie will appear on your door...
I picked them, they're awsome...

Lou's Birthday


Lou's Birthday
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

Yup, this is Lou down in the basement on his latest birthday... It was great, we had sushi, I brought an apple pie, and we all had a wonderful time... So again if you want to be on the pie list, send me your name, address, and number and I will get right on that for you...

Pumpkins Pumpkins Pumpkins


Deetering Farms
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

This is Cassandra at the farm, where we retrieved 4 gigantic pumpkins for Autumn's house and ourselves...
I ran into Cheryl the next day and she was sad that I didnt get her one... But what the hell is this, a damn pumpkin delivery service?? You need to tell me if you want to be on the list... I am not psychic, work with me.

And The Envelope Please....


Cassandra
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

Well Cass came down last weekend, with plans to see Floater, make mashies, pies, and fix her computer... Which she mentioned was having some problems...
Two days later, with massive attempts being made on the part of nerds from all over the state, we come to find she holds a new record for viruses...
With the grand total being 355 viruses and over 1,000 of the funest pieces of spyware that you will ever come across...
So well done, well done in deed...
So this is her, striping all the music she can off my little machine... which is having problems of it's own... I have got 5 gigs left on the hard drive, which is no simple feat these days, and then the keyboard has to go... cause... well it's going, who cares about the details...
I might just get a new one, we will see how it goes...

This is a new one for me...


Darwin Awards
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

I have seen people do just about anything to make the toaster work, but I had never seen anyone put their entire hand inside a plugged in toaster to see if they could make it work...
Eventually he did succeed in accomplishing his goal, and thank god he did, I ean what would he have done next? Thrown it in a bathtub to check the wiring?
At any rate he is still alive and quite proud of himself...

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Week in Review

I can't believe it took me this long to make a new post....
I guess I have been busy. I am down the street baking pies and knitting scarves... Sorry to be so bad about getting back to everyone... In the last week I baked like 4 pies, knitted two or three scarves, still working on the next one and managed to give myself a chemical burn on my nose... Well done I know, who knew that peppermint and peroxide would create such a toxic chemical reaction. I knew immediately what I had done... God that hurt. It was a slow motion act that I immediately regretted... But oh well... After the burning stopped and my poor nose got done peeling it was fine... But that was fun, let me tell you...
In other news the ladies next door just had puppies... They have about ten baby shitsu puppies that are a few hours old... Very cute... And other than that, we managed to flood the laundry room and recreate New Orleans in the back of the house... Well done in deed...
And dad has finished with his surgery, well on his way to recovery with a fine staff and beautiful ladies to give him sponge baths when ever he wants... I don't know if he will want to come home... Doctor death should be at the house by now and we will see how that turns out... But in all I have been a very negligent daughter, being consumed with work and all my recreational activities.... I should call more... I am not being good...
And in the working world, we have, (scratch that, no we involved) I have finished cloning the laptops and getting the lab up and running. We are at a standstill with the SRI software, since we don't have the power to run it and haven't got the capabilities to make a server out of my anemic machine... The staff and two of my laptops are still AWAL and I am hoping the duo have not left the state... Other than that I am doing well Tigerizing the building on computer at a time and troubleshooting the aftermath which usually messes up all the printing preferences and drivers. There are some new questions arising daily about the printers and the delta ports... And I have to start over from scratch on a few of them, but all in all everything is going well...
Anyways, I haven't got any pictures just yet, lots of pies, which I am sure everyone will be thrilled with and such. I opted out on the chemical burn pics... I will let everyone's creative imaginations recreate the worst case scenario... Lucky it didn't fall off... What the hell was I thinking? Oh well... Live and learn.
In other news, I just spotted Little Cassie driving a Lexus, so her mom must be in a good mood, or be completely out of her mind and my friend Serena and her new husband are going to be having a baby some time soon...
So lots of new people and puppies coming up and we will see what happens next....
Other thrilling news, I am completely exhausted and need to do laundry. Oh and Cheryl moved out too... She is living in a less than reputable house down the street. I am mildy concerned for her welfare, as she left a few important artifacts at my house and has made no attempt to reclaim them. But in hindsight considering all of the things that she undoubtedly claimed "accidentally" on the way out the door, it may make more sense for her to cut her loses and move on without them.
So many pies... So little time. I am turning into Martha Stuart... Some one should intervene or else back my attempts financially and see if we can make some money...
Laters... Love ya... I will call everyone when I finally go home.