Sunday, January 13, 2008

Would You Like Some Scalding Hot Cocoa with That?

Yes, lately there have been a lot of jokes flying around the kitchen, all of them about my interesting way of preparing food.
I have savagely burned Autumn at least three times this week, with microwave burritos and anything else I can think of, with the most recent being the scalding cup of cocoa I just put down next to her. I say, "Careful, it's hot." with a smile, and she instantly gets the joke.
She just reached for it again and instantly reevaluated the plan.
Other jokes about my food have been about my coffee... We have come up with around 50 of those "I like my coffee the way I like my men...." jokes. With the highlights being:
KC: weak, sweet, and overpowered
Audi: black, strong and bitter

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