Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Autumn Feet


Autumn Feet
Originally uploaded by Miss Clare.

So Autumn decided to come up on her way to drop Lou off at the train station. He is on his way to Portland to fly out to Ohio or something... So they came up for the day and went camping in Historic Coburg, which is the incedentally is the DUI capitol of the world. I suppose with such a high quota and small population the opportunities to make money have to be stepped up a notch. So anyway, they will give you a ticket out there for just about anything... My neighbor has had 3 arrests out there... I wonder what the hell she could be thinking to keep going back there, it's not like they wouldnt recognize her car and pull her over as a routine out of habbit.
So you are probably wondering what the hell is going on in this picture.... Glad you asked... well after Autumn showed up for the second time after camping, we went on a series of adventures and wound up back at the house... Me being the activities coordinator that I am, I cant stand to have people unintertained. So after Matt showed up I decided that we needed to cover Autumn's feet in a spectrum of oil paint and book her... Yes, under the guise of just wanting her hands and feet printed for artistic purposes I sneekily gathered enough information to stalk her for years... ha ha
anyways, the art project went well, paint everywhere... Matt had to carry her across the thresh-hold and throw her into the bathtub to get all the paint off her hand and feet... This was a delicate process as my house has been reduced to a minefeild of obstacles and crap... so Matt had to do a lot of difficult navigating with the 100 pound princess, as not to leave red prints all over the walls and everything else protruding form the living room... It went well, I gave her some Lava Soap and after ten minutes of taking everything but the paint off (ie, all the skin off her feet) she was a lovely pink tone...
So after that little adventure we decided to wrap up the evening with some ice cream (two words, I am scared for life from Chrissi) nachos at Chipalla's... All and all it was a great night....

2 comments:

Sara said...

EEk! Don't say the C word! That fucking bitch. I hope she chokes on her denim pooh vest one day.

Miss Clare said...

Yes, and one day she might want to have those Gucci Frames surgically removed from her ass...