i.e. I Have no pockets or shame and resort to cramming wads of cash and scraps of paper down my shirt.
It must be pretty interesting to see when I have to pack out the phone and wallet on the new bike.
Thankfully they are of comparable size and balance out nicely.
The latest entry from my shirt:
Audi: "Can I have some of your cream?", "Whipped Cream that is?"
Ant: "Sure, I'm not a big fan..."
Audi: "Not a big fan?", "So if whipped cream put on a concert, you wouldn't go?"