Where's Cheryl?

Not quite Waldo, but ever as elusive... This comes to no shock to anyone, but within the first hours after Cheryl recieved her licence, she fled the state, and abandoned her sense of responsibility and employment... We had Friday off. Most people would have thought that was nice and that a three day weekend would suffice, but ohhhh no... She decided out of no where that she should get in the car at God know's what hour, and drive to Bakersfeild, CA. Which is not quite down the street... But to each their own.
I come in the house, with Autumn and Lou visiting to hear the phone ring, and guess who, none but our favorite visitor, calling from California... All I could hear was the mumbled description and weak excuse of why Cheryl would not be joining me at work on monday. She said that "Here mom was having hard times..." (which was just a lie) Hey, my mom's having hard times too, but I still go to work on time... ; )
So anyway, first she wanted me to cover for her, then to tell them she wouldnt be coming in till Wednesday, if at all, and now I have the temp agent calling wondering the same thing as everyone else... Where the hell is Cheryl?
I wont give it too much thought as it is nice being able to have my friends by and get time to clean up the house....