This blog is really the daily rantings of a 26 year old teacher that is trying to entertain herslef by any means possible. Very strange and interesting photos, family, and friends.
That is one large snake...and what the hell is it doing around your neck? You know what indian jones would say if he saw that thing... " Snakes, I hate snakes" and I agree.
Yeah, well Indi would have really hated this snake... it bit some moron from springtuckey and took off with a piece of his hand... that aught to teach him...
In all actuallity I was less than thrilled to have the snake crawling over my body... I was just putting on a happy face for the picture... Hell, you know me... anything with more than two legs will send me flying out of the house screaming... You really think I wanted that thing hanging around...
Anyways, taming fierce creatures is a hobby of mine... I didnt have a chance to pull a Crocodile Hunter move and shove anything up it's ass... But maybe next time...
Hey towel lady... did you like the oh so elegant shot of you at the Olive Garden??? I put that one up for you. Laters babe.... come back soon....
Great observation... Well the rule is if it has anything but two legs, I'm not interested... Chances are, I am out of the house and down the street....
Did you know that snakes have both male and female reproductive organs? That's why Eve shouldn't have listened to the serpent. How can you trust anything that can literally go f*ck itself?
Thanks for the new insight, I had no idea they were so crafty... I agree, those little buggers are not to be trusted... And that whole Eve scandal wouldnt have gone down if Adam hadn't been such a winey bitch and gotten his own food... What the hell is up from that... not even a day after creation and already he's expecting her to be his slave... screw that... He had it comming, eternal damnation and all he had to do was get his own food... By the way, according to that little tale would they have had belly buttons? I was always wondering that... I mean if they were supposed to be created in God's image but they were never born... would they have belly buttons, and if so, would that imply that God had one too? Just wondering... (not a religious fenatic just curious)
I am a not-so recent college graduate. Receiving my Masters in Teaching and Learning with an emphasis in technology. I am 26 at the moment, still a crazy magnet. No word on the book yet... this is the closest I have gotten to publishing anything lately.
I am the tech rep at an elementary school in town, and spend my days updating and fixing anything that goes wrong. I love the experience and look forward to every day.
In my spare time, I cook, clean, knit, sing, and dance. Dad is still 77, Corky is 20-something, and mom is spending the rest of her days in Maui...
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That is one large snake...and what the hell is it doing around your neck? You know what indian jones would say if he saw that thing... " Snakes, I hate snakes" and I agree.
Yeah, well Indi would have really hated this snake... it bit some moron from springtuckey and took off with a piece of his hand... that aught to teach him...
In all actuallity I was less than thrilled to have the snake crawling over my body... I was just putting on a happy face for the picture... Hell, you know me... anything with more than two legs will send me flying out of the house screaming... You really think I wanted that thing hanging around...
Anyways, taming fierce creatures is a hobby of mine... I didnt have a chance to pull a Crocodile Hunter move and shove anything up it's ass... But maybe next time...
Hey towel lady... did you like the oh so elegant shot of you at the Olive Garden??? I put that one up for you. Laters babe.... come back soon....
Does a snake have more than 2 legs?
Great observation... Well the rule is if it has anything but two legs, I'm not interested... Chances are, I am out of the house and down the street....
As Paulie from the Sopranos would say:
Did you know that snakes have both male and female reproductive organs? That's why Eve shouldn't have listened to the serpent. How can you trust anything that can literally go f*ck itself?
Thanks for the new insight, I had no idea they were so crafty... I agree, those little buggers are not to be trusted...
And that whole Eve scandal wouldnt have gone down if Adam hadn't been such a winey bitch and gotten his own food... What the hell is up from that... not even a day after creation and already he's expecting her to be his slave... screw that... He had it comming, eternal damnation and all he had to do was get his own food...
By the way, according to that little tale would they have had belly buttons? I was always wondering that... I mean if they were supposed to be created in God's image but they were never born... would they have belly buttons, and if so, would that imply that God had one too? Just wondering... (not a religious fenatic just curious)
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